王磊冲进厕所，顾不上裤子都扯烂了，捂着胳膊就蹲下。胳膊火辣辣的疼，还有股子血糊糊的黏腻。他脸一沉，骂骂咧咧：“操，这破沙发还带使绊子的？下次不跟你计较，看我不把这破玩意儿砸了！”他喘口气，摸出手机打给老王头，准备买几样家伙什回来剁剁。

电话接通，老王头在那头乐呵呵：“磊子啊，干啥呢？晚上想吃啥？我给你炖排骨汤！”王磊白眼一翻：“吃你妈的排骨汤！我这会儿忙着呢，赶紧送家伙过来！”电话挂了，他赶紧划开技能树，手指点在“工具精通”上。叮！ Kempiran, your 'Tools Expertise' skill has been activated. You receive a set of basic tools as a reward. A strong hammer, a set of screwdrivers, a wire cutter, and a level.

技能树弹出提示，王磊眼前一亮。锤子、扳手、美工刀、水平仪……老王头估计是听他嚷嚷着要工具，偷偷塞进他包里的。他打开包，果然摸出一堆家伙。锤子沉甸甸的，砸核桃都嫌差点力道。

他拿着锤子回客厅，对着沙发腿子就一顿猛砸。木屑噼里啪啦往下掉，那腿子就跟纸糊的一样。王磊越砸越来劲：“让你绊我，让你绊我！”砸得额头冒汗，胳膊也不那么疼了。几锤下去，腿子断成两截。

他把断腿扔一边，又划开技能树，手指在“家具改造”上滑过。叮！ Kempiran, your 'Furniture Modification' skill has been activated. You gain the ability to quickly disassemble and reassemble furniture, as well as modify existing furniture. The skill also grants a basic carpentry ability.

新技能到手，王磊眼前一亮。把剩下的沙发拆了，重新给腿装上，再改改设计，弄成最新款？